She has to be.
See, Liz, is my car. I have established that she has a very distinct personality and sense of humor.
I suspect, however, she does something extremely odd when I am on the road.
Wherever I go I get brighted/ flashed.
Both the back and from cars passing me, going in the opposite direction.
I am truly, thoroughly, mystified.
I have on countless occasions gotten out of my car to see if maybe a brake light was out, or maybe one of my front lights were. That hasn’t been the case.
And nope – it hasn’t always been policemen around either.
I am not a paranoid, since all passengers have agreed with me and gone out of Liz scratching their head. Baffled.
No- I am not usually high, and do not drive like a drunkard.
I don’t drive exceptionally slow.
I do not drive exceptionally fast.
Liz is has been up to something. I wish I knew what it is.
I am aware that its personal, because when other people have driven her, there were no issues.
Its okay though, every car has its quirks.
Like every person has their idiosyncrasies.
And I like cars with personality.